"There is NOT a hatch over here that shows up on the radar..."

That's the PM I got over at WFF after I posted a response that suggested that such an event happens on an unnamed springcreek in Eastern Washington.

Here's how it all went down. I'm not sure what his angle was but he seemed naive and innocent so I changed his name to Dude.

Dude:
There is NOT a hatch over here (EASTERN WASHINGTON) that shows up on the radar, nice try name dropper, story topper. Think before you speak please.

WT:
What?! You don't know about the big hatch?

Dude:
Guess not

WT:
I know some people at NOAA and they give me the heads up when it shows up on the radar and satellites. Its a good hatch.

Dude:
I not bitting, there is NO hatch around here like that, if so please have your friend from the NOAA email me from his "work" email or send me a pic, the most prolific hatch around here is the mothers day hatch on the yak. If that email does not occur I will keep asumming you are full of shit as you are.

WT:
Here's the deal. The guy at NOAA is a staunch fly fisher and is real protective of his hotspots. Using super advanced high tech radar and satellite technology that only NOAA, NASA and the NSA have access too he has, over the years, zeroed in on some epic hatches across the region.
He thinks that I'm a graduate student in entomolygy and that I'm using the info he gives me to further my studies. If I gave you his email and you sent him some half-witted message about superhatches you would probly blow my cover. If that happened I would have to be content with fishing the Mothers Day Hatch with the rest of the uninformed.
You'll just have to take my word for it.

Dude:
I just think you are a dip shit. Places like the evening hatch know the desert creeks and rivers around here like nobody else, I dont care who your buddy is. let me say it again THERE ARE NO HATCHS THAT BIG IN WASHINGTON STATE, YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT. GOOD LIE THOUGH