Monday, February 26, 2007
An Old Timey Public Service Announcement
via Moldy Chum
The Terrifying Toothpick Fish
"Unconcerned with the host's panicked thrashing, the firmly anchored parasite immediately nibbles a hole in a nearby artery with its needle-like teeth, feasting upon the bounty that gushes forth."
Needless to say a species like this could wipe out Washington State's wild carp population in just a few years. It could be the worst thing for the carp fishery since before there was a carp fishery.
Gentleman please, please make sure to check your urethra before wading the local carp flats if you have recently traveled from the Amazon.
Posted by Flytimes at 9:12 AM