Sunday, July 22, 2007

The Case Of The Missing Flies

Two flies have seemingly been stolen from my close personal friend Trouthole. He tells me that the flies, "WHICH I TIED MYSELF" were stolen on the night of Wednesday, July 11.
Described as "pink" and "size 6 or 8 or sumthin" the flies were last seen at The Beveridge Place Pub.
My investigation has turned up evidence which suggests that the flies may have been taken across county and state lines.
If you have ANY information regarding the whereabouts and disposition of these "pink, 6 or 8 or sumthin flies" please leave a comment on this post or send an email to this blog.
TIA,
Flytimes Office of Inquiries and Investigations

5 comments:

opax said...

This one? Last known location: The River Näätämö/Neiden between Finnish and Norwagean border.

Anonymous said...

I have your flys. DO NOT try to find follow or contact me. If you do. The fly,s get it. I will make contact in 24. The JELLYFISH!

Flytimes said...

You won't get away with it this time Jellyfish!

Snap said...

The Jellyfish woulda gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that meddling old timey flytimes.

T showed me how to tie one of those pink flies, and I have now officially tied my very first fly. It will apparently 'catch pounds of fish'.
So, that's cool. Sorta like a guarantee.

Flytimes said...

Opax,
You are the consummate gentleman angler and I know that you would never stoop so low as to steel a man's personally hand tied flies.
Regards
WT